If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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- Me: Showtunes.
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- Me: Showtunes.
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Fuck it
I’ll write my own musical.. And I’ll cast the best people for the roles.. Not by favoritism.







